Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard...

Magic and You!
Welcome to my world of magic and creatures and rituals. I'm here to help you all with the supernatural. Of course, you'll have to pay me, but compared to what you'd have to look forward to with magical troubles - you probably won't mind, if you really need me. My fees are about $75 per hour, $1,000 UP front, plus expenses. And expenses can be anything from replacing the interior of my car because of mold demons, or a new jacket because of demonic monkeys throwing incendiary poo. I will do anything but love potions, mind control, and I DON'T do birthday parties. Look me up, I'm in the book.

Black Magic and it's Repercussions...
Look, I don't deal in black magic, ok? I don't. I won't kill anyone for you. And if you practice black magic, I'll come after you. And if not me, the White Council? Have you ever heard of the White Council? If you're planning on doing black magic, it might be worth thinking of the White COuncil. They're all powerful wizards. And they really, really don't like black magic. They'll come after you and chop off your head with a big sword. It'll be vicious and messy, and you can't stop them. They don't care about your sob story. They really don't. The don't care about your age, or your circumatances, they'll just kill you. End of story.

This is completely unofficial. I don't own anything from Jim Butcher, or Harry Dresden or anything affiliated with it. This is just a fan site. Please, please don't sue me...

Teen Webmaster Clinic 2007